Emily and Madison

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Location: Bakersfield, CA

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Nurse Emily

On Wednesday I came home with a debilitating headache. When Emily saw me on the couch, arm draped over eyes, she came over and gave me about 5 kisses. Then she took her duckie a rubbed it on my head saying “Duckie is wiping away your ouchies.”

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Look Who's 3





Monday, April 17, 2006

Have an Egg

Happy Easter

Monday, April 10, 2006

Ante Up

On Friday Emily sat in my lap for the first three hands of what was to be a very profitable poker night. Over the course of each hand, she learned how to bet, call and raise. The first hand was 5 card stud. We had an ace up so I explained to her that the odds of losing to a pair were much slimmer if we pushed the other players out of the hand early, thus "raise."

Since it was the first hand of the night, Cary stayed in (as he always does) and caught his pair on the last card. I explained to Emily that since it's a low stakes game, people stay in hands and hope to get lucky. Thus she says, "You got lucky Cary." Ok, she was coached a little.

The second hand Emily learned to call as the bets stayed low so we could try to build a hand. This time we caught the pair and Emily got to rake in more chips to play with. The third had was garbage, so Emily learned to pout and say, "I fold!"

Side Note: Thank God for video cameras because the following is caught on film.

The next morning I was awoken from a deep slumber by Sondra who was insisting that I come see what the girls were doing. I walk into the toy room and there is Madison laying on a blanket with Emily sitting across from her dealing poker. They even have stacks of chips and decent size pot.

Sondra sits down to play her hand and Emily proceeds to deal everyone another card. I keep having to remind myself that Emily is 2.something as she deals 5 card stud exactly the way she saw it for only 2 hands the night before (3rd was 7 stud).

I kneel behind Madison to help her with her hand. We catch a pair of sevens so bet all of our chips and Madison smiles (baby trash talk). Of course no one folds. In fact, Emily goes back to the container of chips and gives everyone a new stack. Madison catches a 9 with the fifth card giving her 2 pair, 7's and 9's. She bets all her chips and wins the pot. Not too bad for a 3 month old.:)

I can picture it now - allowance day poker games. "Come on papa, double or nothing." :)

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Drawer of Pickles?

Emily and I always playing a series of silly games with each other. Our latest game is played every night as she gets ready for bed.

Fresh from the shower, we go to her dresser to choose her "night-night" clothes. She kneels at the bottom drawer (pant drawer), grabs the handle and turns to me with an evil grin and some form of the following takes place.

Emily: "What's in here papa?"
Papa: "PICKLES!?!"
Emily: "No silly, PANTS!"
Papa: "oooh, pants. How did you know that?"

(next drawer)

Emily: "What's in here papa?"
Papa: "Hmm..(pause)..BANANAS!"
Emily: "No silly, SHIRTS!"

By now we are both laughing out loud as we open the pajama drawer and pick the pj's for the night.

A Clear Explanation

Every time the Avalanche lose a hockey game, Emily turns to me and says "Papa, they forgot to score another goal."

On the subject of hockey, I dressed Madison in her infant jersey today (what did Sondra expect). She sat with me as I watched the game seemingly uninterested. When I would talk to her she just gave me a blank stare. Then I turned to her and started explaining positional defense on a penalty kill. She smiled and coo'd as I rambled on. This phenomenon repeated when I explained the cycling of the puck in an offensive zone.

I am a proud papa. :)

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Quote of the Day 4

"She wants to eat the YUMMY binky!"

-Emily when noticing that Madison was hungry today.

I realize some quotes may not sound very funny but Emily has the timing of a stand-up comic.