A New Boyfriend?

Tonight Emily went to a birthday party at Pump it Up. She came home with this report.

E -"Tonight I played with my boyfriend Robert."

Papa - "Boyfriend?"

E - "Yes, he's my real live boyfriend!"

Papa - "Well what about Matthew?"

E - "He wasn't invited to the party"

TOOT

Today Maddy let out the biggest FART you ever heard come out of a 2.5 year old.

Me - "What was that!?!"

Maddy - "Oh, it's just my gas."

To hear that come out of our little girl was hilarious. My blog doesn't do it justice. :)