Crush
Every little girl gets a crush from time to time. So far these are yours.
Name: Jeff Wiggle
A 40-year old Asian man is not who I would have expected but a crush is a crush. Besides, you were only about a year and half old when this one began. You loved The Wiggles and in particular Jeff because he was always falling asleep and doing silly stuff. For a looong period of time, everything was Jeff this and Jeff that. You would freeze when he came on screen. You were obsessed with wearing your Wiggles pj's, listening to your Wiggles CD, playing with your Jeff doll and, of course, watching the TV show.
Then came your obsession with Thomas the Tank Engine and this man.
Name: Gordon
In a place where Thomas is the star, and an engine bears the name Emily, you are in love with a train named Gordon. He is the largest, most useful of all of Mr. Top'n Hat's engines. Afterall, he pulls the express. His face is often that of a grumpy old man. (Side Note: I just noticed a pattern here). He is distinguished and a bit arrogant but you love him all the same. Currently, he is the toy you cannot live without. He goes with us everywhere. He is even the wallpaper on the computer for you. Sometimes you ask me to turn on the computer just so you can look at him. Are you sure you're not a teenager?
Name: Jeff Wiggle
A 40-year old Asian man is not who I would have expected but a crush is a crush. Besides, you were only about a year and half old when this one began. You loved The Wiggles and in particular Jeff because he was always falling asleep and doing silly stuff. For a looong period of time, everything was Jeff this and Jeff that. You would freeze when he came on screen. You were obsessed with wearing your Wiggles pj's, listening to your Wiggles CD, playing with your Jeff doll and, of course, watching the TV show.
Then came your obsession with Thomas the Tank Engine and this man.
Name: Gordon
In a place where Thomas is the star, and an engine bears the name Emily, you are in love with a train named Gordon. He is the largest, most useful of all of Mr. Top'n Hat's engines. Afterall, he pulls the express. His face is often that of a grumpy old man. (Side Note: I just noticed a pattern here). He is distinguished and a bit arrogant but you love him all the same. Currently, he is the toy you cannot live without. He goes with us everywhere. He is even the wallpaper on the computer for you. Sometimes you ask me to turn on the computer just so you can look at him. Are you sure you're not a teenager?
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