What's Crap?

Filed under questions a parent dodges...

As I was bringing Maddy in to take a bath, she proceeded to pee all over me to which I exclaimed "OH CRAP."

Emily in a good natured, curious way asked "what's crap?" "What's Crap?" "Papa, what's crap?" "Papa, I said, 'What is Crap?'" Sondra, whom I called for help with Madison, came in with tears in her eyes from laughing so hard.

In all the commotion, Emily eventually forgot that I had failed to define crap. We'll save that one for another day. :)